rob suggests that i round up a partner who is willing to collaborate with [me] in a Bad Sex Festival.
it appears rob is encouraging behavior that is naughty, raunchy, and xxx until you read the next sentence:
During the designated holiday, the two of you will intentionally engage in an orgy of awkward, contrived, and slapstick sex.
i think rob has been drinking more and more during 'working hours'.
whatever. however. bring it on.