changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003

my leg has just gone on the market.

in other terrifying, heart-pounding news, our home, the place to which i brought my babies from the hospital post-uterine ejection, is up for grabs.

anyone can just walk in here with a wad of cash and kick us all out on to the street.

in a stunning turn of events, i see the photos include my sleeping child and my luxurious thigh. two of the three schools listed are incorrect. there is no mention of our extensive closet space.

i feel like i need to eat a cake.
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