changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003
ms_pooka

miraculously, there was no blood. and then the face of jesus appeared on my toast.

after reading about the quaint behaviors small children enjoy engaging in, i realized i had left a bit out of my last post.

while i was trying to sleep off the old virus yesterday afternoon, violet bludgeoned me in the head with a pointy part of a fist-sized rock. i immediately imagined the rock hanging from the toe portion of a pair of pantyhose while violet and her best friend ran off to make village people out of clay and catch tuberculosis.
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