changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003

i juana clean couch.

there's been a new development to our new development where juana takes her big, stinky shits straight from her bottom and places them on our couch.

saturday, brian discovered there was a big old lake of piss on the couch as well. stunning! i thought i might cry. all we could do was blame the couch-shitter, pour a bottle of nature's magic on the spot, and hope for the best.

the best did not arrive.

sunday, juana backed her junk up to the back of the other side of the couch, MY SIDE if you will, and pissed all down the back AND the seat cushion. brian actually caught her in the act this time and thusly was she sent to kittycat prison. at 8pm tonight, she shall be relinquished to the animal experimentation lab for further punishment.

all we could do was hope for the best.

and the best was walking in this morning and hearing ttyki piss in her favorite piss corner in the kitchen.

i do not desire to take more of this. brian tried to make me sit on a straight-backed chair to watch my stories last night. this will not do! now you can see how dingy our couch is by juxtaposition of the scrubbed spots!
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