changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003

the things children say.

last night, oliver was picking out the stories he wanted daddy to read for nighttime, and one of the chosen ones was that hilarious, vintage book about where babies come from.

it's rather blunt with talk of penises and vaginas and semen depositing. daddy skipped all that and went straight to the egg.

when it got to the part where the baby was being born and still had the umbilical cord attached, oliver asked:

"why is that baby's penis so big?"

which provided me no end of entertainment.
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