changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003

more old lady shenanigans.

have i ever told you about how Downstairs Ann is a little kooky, to put it nicely? she's the busy body fussbudget who floated around the parking lot at night in her white nightgown checking for ne'er-do-wells and who peeks through her blinds every time brian goes up or down the stairs to the laundry room and who, more often than not, grimaces and runs or slams her door when she sees us, who gave oliver $20 and a pooh card for his first birthday, and who reported the ford over and over for having out of date tags..

today, as i was about to start my car to take oliver to the galleria to play in their playland, i noticed a piece of old lady paper folded in half under my windshield wiper. there was a note inside written in old lady handwriting with old lady accents.

at first, i thought "oh my! how nice that someone left me a note to let me know that my car seems to have an oil leak and perhaps this could place me and my baby in a perilous situation!" and then, i read on...

ann's note

i'm trying to let my revenge fantasies just play out in my head until i no longer feel like acting them out, but it will be difficult keeping brian from leaving notes on her car every time she parks crooked.

i mean seriously. the parking lot paint job has been RUINED?!? it's a parking lot! you park your cars on it! you don't eat your dinner off of it!

and for the record, i possibly do have an oil leak, but i'm pretty sure it isn't in my front bumper. i park in three or four different spots and all of those spots have marks on those gorgeous yellow bumper guards from being scraped by the bottom of cars.
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