i was sad to have missed an official show, but was pleased that until at least midnight, i was greeted with spontaneous roadside explosions as i made my way to shreveport. it was pitch black out there. i've learned just how difficult it can be to drive at night. i had downloaded zillions of podcasts to keep me focused, but the retarded radio transmitter thing we had to use for my mp3 player in brian's car totally sucked. so i tried to stay alive by the light of 80s music i hadn't heard in ages.
by some miracle, i lasted behind the wheel until 3:15am. five and a half hours. i tried to pull over earlier, but we were dropping down through louisiana on 49 and i kept thinking there wouldn't really be a gas station at that exit because it's totally dark and then, there it would go. i was pleased to find such vast stretches of blightless highway still exist and a little frightened to think of driving in the dark without our modern, sprawling, gas station/fast food safety net (not that i would need fast food, but they usually have phones and bathrooms).
we stopped at a mega station with an arcade and hats and tools and a diner and god knows what else and oliver woke up. we walked him around a bit and i gave him a sesame stick as i was loading him back into his car seat. for the first time, he really started choking. i looked in his mouth and could see the stick stuck halfway down his throat. it was terrifying. i managed to fish it out despite having his sharp, little puppy dog teeth clamp down on my fingers. it scared the hell out of me and i thanked god he hadn't held off on eating it only to have that happen after we were driving. i thought he was old enough to eat without choking to death, but apparently i was wrong. he will never eat in the car again until he is out from under my roof.
brian took over driving and i remained awake because my trust in the driving of others steadily diminishes as i age and brian is not as defensive a driver as i would like him to be. we picked up I10 and then the I12 bypass in baton rouge so that we wouldn't accidentally stumble south into new orleans. i finally began nodding off for what felt like 45 second intervals and then jerking back awake in a panic thinking we were about to crash. we crossed the black mississippi somewhere in there and saw the buildings on the riverfront lit up like an LED christmas. oliver miraculously slept through our second stop for gas. we silently cheered.
by the time we reached mobile, brian had had it. it was daylight and the baby woke up again, but i kept promising him we were almost there. we weren't really, so it turned out. i drove us past the USS Alabama and over bridges looking out to the gulf and down through the underwater tunnel, which i'm starting to think isn't really underwater and someday, i'm going to look that up. we passed into florida. after hooking a right on to I110 in pensacola, we called 911 to report what looked like a dingo coming off meth walking doggedly, if you will, down the stripe separating two lanes in a work zone. poor dog. we were spit out on to gregory street for a reported 174 feet. i was not expecting that. then, just as suddenly, we were on the pensacola bay bridge for what seemed like an engineering feat of eternity.
we crawled through stoplights and reduced speed limit zones down santa rosa island on bloody 98 and finally found another starbucks to see us through the final 25 miles. we pulled up to the el matador at 9:45am and were greeted by my parents.
we were staying in unit 469, which is obviously the one with the best view... upper corner closest to eglin AFB's deserted beach. an oasis dressed in wicker and mirrors. looking out the window felt like you were out to sea on a really tall boat. you could look out at the water and scrub a pot in the kitchen sink. you could spy on people walking the beach with dad's binoculars. i'm pretty sure i stayed in that room at least once... the time i rode over with my grandparents in their buick when i was 12 along with my sister and two cousins. i'm pretty sure the tuckers used to stay there, too. those rooms. they all start to run together.
rather than go to sleep like normal people (hey, we had a freshly awakened toddler on our hands), we put on suits and hit the beach. the water was a pleasant dill pickle green from the seamoss. oliver was delighted beyond repair to be back at the ocean and, much to my relief, there was not one case of him running directly into the water without supervision. it helped that the beach had a two foot cliff most of the week. he adored jumping the waves and then sticking his legs straight out with toes pointed up while you held him just off the ground and prayed for mercy. brian ended up purchasing prescription back meds.
we learned to hold him a little higher after the first day when i pulled his swimsuit down to discover two fistfulls of sand and seaweed.
brian napped with oliver that afternoon. i started to nap on the beach, but my father handed me a beer and i spent my time drinking that instead. brian asked, since i was still not sleeping, if i was just going to go insane instead.
we did the traditional dining on godfather's pizza that evening with my sister's family and then we skipped the traditional winn dixie shopping spree and replaced it with the publix shopping spree. they had promised an endless array of amy's frozen products. they did not mention they would charge the highest prices found in the 48 contiguous united states.
needless to say, i crashed early.
leon? it's interesting how the presence of micronized ocean waters would occasionally cause my digital camera to think it was lomo or from the 70s. or both.
insane water monkey.