Subject : i want this!
Professor Edward J. Fuzzworthy's gentleman's beard care gloss. 40ml tin.
Who for: Men with moustaches or beards. A gentleman's beard or moustache must be well groomed at all times, or risk being mistaken for a cad, or worse, a bounder! This simple yet luxurious grooming aid will prevent this socially disastrous faux-pas.
maybe i should consider getting it for Professor Harry Pants considering the site owner of one of the lost/found pet websites i posted to remarked that it was obvious the Professor had not been groomed in some time... and that was after his bath!