and then you simply disappeared while daddy held me down for the five needle sticks. FIVE! oh, but it was too much trouble for you to hang around and see me riddled with holes from questionable drugs flooding my perfect little body. great time for you to change your diaper. i hope you saw the sorrow in my eyes i was giving to you and the tears dripping from my nose while they poured dropper after dropper of that vile non-breastmilk into my mouth, daddy calming me each time as if it was the last... only to be assaulted yet again.
weight: 12 pounds 9.5 oz, 75th percentile
height: 22.5 inches, 50th percentile
head: 16.5 inches, 99th percentile