changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003
ms_pooka

attention target customers:

all target employees at the dallas, tx-skillman location have recently been required to attend an intensive sensitivity-toward-ladies-who-are-10-months pregnant training seminar. the in-depth session included, but was not limited to, coming around corners and confronting pregnant ladies with grunting and/or ooo-ing and/or –ugh!-ing sounds while staring at the customer and snarling lips. those attending the advanced seminar have been instructed to follow up incoherent communications and dismayed facial expressions with questions like: “wooo! you’re about to burst! how many you got in there?”

some customers were allowed to witness the seminar from the periphery and thusly only picked up tips like staring unabatedly.

i hate target and all three employees who attended the seminar.
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