me: i know.
me: but you only watched the last 15 minutes of this movie.
me: i know. it does seem kind of strange.
me: and you cried this afternoon watching a movie about a man and his wild parrots.
me: that's true. i did. but just a little. so no one would know.
me: what's that?
me: you have pms.
me: mmm... hmmm. i see. so i do. so i do.
me: matches up nicely with the sore nipples and your request to have cake for dinner.