months ago, i purchased one of those plastic shelf numbers that attach to your shower wall with suction cups and hold all your shampoo and other miscellaneous shower crap.
today, i looked at it and thought: "when, oh when, are you going to magically detach from that shower wall?"
lo and behold... my powers of telekinesis have just this instant dislodged the shampoo suction tray from the wall with a thunderous, multi-layered crash that made me think i was having an especially noisy bathroom flooding. all those mild, spring afternoons sitting in my fifth grade classroom and trying with all my might to make the door shut have finally paid off.
do not cross me. or i shall unhinge you as well.