changing lives since 2003 (ms_pooka) wrote,
changing lives since 2003

vegetarian nightmare

just in the last couple of days, i was espousing my pride in the fact that i dispense crunchy cat treats without ever laying a finger on them.

i began feeling a bit defeated by my efforts to organize my kitchen cabinets as the tune of "see? this is precisely why cleaning is bad" was playing through my subconscious and unstoppable bits of dried cat treats began pouring down and through the front of my chemise-like garment leaving a trail of stinky death dust stuck to my chest and belly.

by the time i was able to ascertain the situation, mutter a string of "sweet jesus"'s and stem the flow, at least a hundred individual treats lay strewn about my feet.

despite the fact that both cats were calmly watching the entire scenario, neither ever caught on to the fact that it was an avalanche of TREATS that was cascading into their potential reach.
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